Urine soaked pajamas
Urine soaked sheets
A dog-attacked bag of garbage
Poo
Raw chicken (while making dinner)
A rotten, liquified cucumber (not a part of dinner, fortunately)
Toilet water (while retrieving a piece of lego)
Dog vomit (containing pieces of garbage)
Boogers (picked off my pant leg after LM used them for Kleenex)
A bag of moldy red pepper strips (found in the van)
Where is my hazmat suit?
3 comments:
I found a piece of petrified poop under my couch in the basement. Picked it up like, hmmm, what's this...OH MY GOD!!! And I got my first golden shower...from my two year old. Love being a mom! :)
Gotta love it! Picked a dried up piece of poop off the bathroom floor - after hubby was in there! I'm hoping it wasn't him... he obviously doesn't have MOM vision!
Love,
Sasha
Holy crap (pun intended)! You all are picking up a lot of poo.
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