Friday, June 5, 2009

Oh, please


Great, now we all have somewhere else to be worried about gaining weight. Soon women everywhere will be asking, "Does this bikini wax make my vagina look fat?" And what's with the baby? I'm supposing he was the cause of her once fat, yet apparently better functioning, lady bits.

No, you didn't lose weight in your hoo-ha, lady, you passed something the size of a cantaloupe through it so you are going to have less of a lock-and-key situation down there. And from the size of that kid's noggin, I'm surprised there's not an echo. Forget the cream, do thee some Kegels, woman.

2 comments:

kk said...

HAHAHAHAHA.


that add is gross. and puts viagra AND douche commercials to shame.

Jean said...

God damn, I love you Mary.