Things I would rather do than ever, EVER, take down wallpaper again:
Have double route canal while simultaneously getting a Brazilian bikini wax,
Deliver a nine pound baby with no anesthesia after planning to having an epidural (wait, I already did that),
See a matinee of Riverdance followed by an evening performance of Cirque du Soleil
*more later this week I SWEAR...
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